Omg
I’M KIND OF SHAKING.
If I ever become famous I want to be like Amanda.
Amanda you’re perfect. OMG
She is the perfect woman.
I think I’m a little bit in love with Amanda
when i saw the beefy nacho burrito i was like “girl…thats a naco”
(via the-mad-angel-with-a-box)
(Source: shirleymansons, via god-of-tricks)
And we let him carry the torch?
That is talent
How exactly does somebody realize they can do this?
Ladies and gentlemen, our fearless leader.
“Let’s see if I can stick my face in a teapot, blow, and have the tea land in the cup!”
(Source: michaelswaney, via courtscourt)
- merlin: arthur meet our child
- arthur: why does she look like that
- merlin: because she's a dragon
- arthur: ...merlin are you sure she's mine because--
- merlin: YOU WILL HELP ME RAISE THIS CHILD
(via angel-with-a-tardis)
“He never raised his voice. That was the worst thing… the fury of the Time Lord. And then we discovered why. Why this Doctor, who had fought with gods and demons, why he had run away from us and hidden.
He was being kind.
He wrapped my father in unbreakable chains forged in the heart of a dwarf star.He tricked my mother into the event horizon of a collapsing galaxy, to be imprisoned there… forever.
He still visits my sister, once a year, every year. I wonder if one day he might forgive her… but there she is. Can you see? He trapped her inside a mirror. Every mirror.If ever you look at your reflection and see something move behind you just for a second, that’s her. That’s always her.
As for me, I was suspended in time and the Doctor put me to work standing over the fields of England as their protector.
We wanted to live forever. So the Doctor made sure we did.”
(Source: adiostoreadors, via trombonechurchill)
one half of tumblr:
“i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you”other half of tumblr:
“unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out of you”
(via hostradamus)
That awkward moment when
you see twins fighting and one of them calls the other ugly.
(Source: whattadeuce, via angel-with-a-tardis)
WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??
hahah wow brb straddling a fencepost
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
And who
and who
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
Oh god… oh god no dear god
so many feels oh gosh
phil baby why
cries f roevrb
(Source: yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad)
